Vintage neon is back, and the people who can actually bend the glass are almost gone. One shop in Missouri is the only one left for a hundred miles in any direction, which is exactly why the phone rings. The pricing is the interesting part.

A junk car looks like a problem you pay to haul away. Taken apart, it's a bundle of sellable parts sitting on top of a floor of scrap metal. The profit was never in the tow.

You can buy a web address for about eleven dollars and, if you picked the right words, sell it to the company that suddenly needs it for thousands. The whole business is speculating on names nobody has registered yet.