Dec 15th - Cleaning Air Conditioners

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IN TODAY’S EPISODE

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THE FRESH IDEA

A guy is making $5K per week cleaning air conditioners with zero formal training and no HVAC certification.

He learned everything from YouTube, built the business through word-of-mouth, and focused on one specific service instead of trying to do everything. While most HVAC companies are generalists handling installations, repairs, maintenance, and emergency calls, this guy specializes—he only cleans AC units and he's become the best at that one thing. Homeowners and businesses pay premium for specialists who own their niche.

The pitch is simple and valuable: Cleaning AC coils extends system life by 5-10 years, saves on energy bills because dirty coils work harder, prevents breakdowns, and improves air quality. It's preventative maintenance that customers understand immediately. Charge $150-$300 per residential unit and $300-$800 for commercial units. Average 5-8 jobs daily at $200 each nets $1,000-$1,600 in daily revenue. Five days per week is $5K-$8K weekly with 70-80% margins after equipment and supplies, meaning you're clearing $15K-$20K monthly profit.

The startup cost is shockingly low: $500-$1,000 total for coil cleaner spray, fin combs, a pressure washer, shop vac, and safety gear. The learning curve is minimal because you're not doing complex repairs—you're cleaning coils, straightening fins, and improving airflow. Watch YouTube tutorials, practice on your own unit, learn the basics in a weekend.

Get customers by offering your first 10 jobs at $100 to build reviews and testimonials. Join local Facebook groups and post before-and-after photos. Create a Google My Business listing optimized for "AC cleaning near me" because local SEO matters. Partner with property managers who have multiple units to maintain and lock in monthly contracts. Word-of-mouth explodes once you prove quality.

Once you're booked solid, raise rates 20-30% and keep raising until demand slows. Hire help, train someone on the process, pay them $20-$25 hourly while you handle sales and scheduling. Scale to 2-3 techs and you're clearing $30K-$50K monthly. Focus beats breadth because you get faster with repetition, marketing becomes easier when you own one thing, and referrals flow naturally. This isn't glamorous, but $20K monthly cleaning AC units beats $3K monthly at a desk job.

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SIGNAL

Vanguard just projected public markets may return only 5% annually over the next decade. In a 2024 report, Goldman Sachs forecasted the S&P 500 may return just 3% annually for the same time frame—stats that put current valuations in the 7th percentile of history.

Translation? The gains we’ve seen over the past few years might not continue for quite a while.

Meanwhile, another asset class—almost entirely uncorrelated to the S&P 500 historically—has overall outpaced it for decades (1995-2024), according to Masterworks data.

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And they’re not just buying. They’re exiting—with net annualized returns like 17.6%, 17.8%, and 21.5% among their 23 sales.*

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DEAL BREAKDOWN

Amazon Review Tool Making $120k Profit

Here’s our take on a profitable Amazon review automation SaaS business currently selling for $525K on the open market.

The numbers look good 👉 $183K revenue, $120K profit, 77% year-over-year growth, 250+ customers paying an average of $63 monthly. Here's what's interesting—you don't need half a million to play this game. You can build a better version for $10K-$50K in development costs.

The problem it solves: Amazon sellers desperately need verified reviews to rank, but Amazon doesn't share customer emails or names after the sale. This tool captures first-party customer data through post-purchase surveys, then automates review requests, coupon offers, and warranty registrations. It's a toll booth on Amazon's ecosystem with 70%+ margins, low overhead, and minimal support because once a seller is onboarded, the software runs itself.

This market is massive—millions of sellers worldwide. Revenue is recurring, churn is low because switching tools means losing data and integrations.

The real opportunity isn't buying this business for $525K. It's building your own version and improving what exists. Most tools in this space look outdated. Add better UI/UX, integrate Shopify and Walmart (not just Amazon), undercut pricing at $29 monthly versus $49-$99, and add AI-powered review response suggestions. Launch your MVP with core features, get 10 sellers to test it, iterate based on feedback, then scale through Amazon seller Facebook groups and Reddit's r/FulfillmentByAmazon.

Alternatively, acquire a small existing tool for $20K-$50K on Acquire.com, Flippa, or MicroAcquire. Micro SaaS tools often sell for 2-3x annual profit. Improve it, rebrand it, scale it.

The risks: Amazon policy changes could kill your tool overnight, so diversify platforms early. Competition from established players means you need a clear wedge. If you have $525K, buy this turnkey business. If you don't, build your own and solve the problem better.

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COMPETATIVE EDGE

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RADAR ALERT

REDDIT: The Traffic Source You’re Ignoring

Reddit hates self-promotion, but smart operators build awareness, drive leads, and make money there daily without ever pitching directly.

Reddit communities are hyper-targeted niches. r/marketing has 1.4M marketers, r/entrepreneur has 3.5M business owners, and r/freelance has people actively searching for solutions. If you show up with genuine value, they'll click your profile, DM you, or visit your site.

The cardinal rule: Don't pitch. Ever. Reddit users smell self-promotion instantly and will downvote you into oblivion. Instead, provide value by answering questions thoroughly, sharing insights, and being genuinely helpful with no strings attached. Comment consistently in 5-10 relevant subreddits until your username becomes synonymous with "that person knows their stuff."

Here's how to actually drive leads: Comment on posts asking for help in your niche with detailed, helpful responses. End with "happy to chat more if you want—DM me." That's where sales conversations happen—never in public threads. Add links in your Reddit profile, not in comments. When someone checks your profile, they'll find your website, newsletter, or product. Post valuable content occasionally like case studies or frameworks that link to your blog, making it educational rather than promotional.

Long-form 500-word detailed responses and case studies with real results drive engagement. Pick 5 subreddits, comment helpfully for two weeks with zero self-promotion, then add your profile link and continue helping. Convert leads in DMs, not public threads. Reddit isn't quick—it's a grind—but the leads are high-quality people actively searching for solutions.

HEADS UP

“Episodes” Are the Future of Ads

Roomies is a TikTok comedy show with 2.5 million likes. It's also owned by Bilt, a credit card company—not an ad, not content marketing, but both simultaneously with the lines intentionally blurred.

Creators and brands are competing for identical attention pools. What matters isn't who made it or where it's posted—it's whether people watch and trust it. People trust creators more than brands, so brands are hiring creators to make episodic content that entertains while subtly selling. Roomies doesn't feel like an ad—it's just a show about young people living together that happens to be produced by a credit card company.

The trust economy works like this: Attention is currency, but trust drives conversion. You can buy a million impressions, but if people don't trust the source, they won't act. Creator-led content wins because it comes with built-in trust.The future is partnerships where brands fund creators to make episodic shows that live on social platforms.

Real examples prove this: Duolingo's TikTok responds to trending content in hours with their mascot showing actual personality—not sales pitches—resulting in millions of views and massive brand awareness. Creator Sophia Smith Galer made a language series about Rosalía's album two weeks after Duolingo's big-budget version and got 150K more views with 1 million fewer followers. Niche knowledge and authentic creator style beat corporate production every time.

We're entering the content economy where brands, media companies, and creators all compete for the same attention. The winners understand that people buy from people, not logos. If your brand sounds like a press release or your creator content feels like a disguised ad, you've already lost. The future belongs to entertainment that happens to sell, not ads trying to entertain.

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