
Welcome to The Ramen Hustle, your weekly newsletter serving up hot, scrappy business ideas, helping you go from zero to side hustle. The only rule? Don’t just read it. Steal it.
In today’s episode:
💰 Rent your website
🎾 Recycling for man’s best friend
💽 Cheat code of the day
🏗️ Becoming a Notion Architect
Dish up 🍽️


A niche, scrappy business for you.

Most local service businesses don’t rank on Google for anything beyond their own name. Their websites are slow, outdated, unoptimized for mobile, and totally missing from search results when someone types things like “emergency roof repair near me” or “dentist open now in Fresno”. Yet those exact searches are where the money is — customers who are ready to buy right now.
That search gap is the entire business model.
You build simple, fast local websites that rank for “service + city” keywords — then either rent the site to a business or sell the inbound leads once it starts getting 100+ web visitors monthly. You’re not building a brand. You’re controlling the front door of Google and leasing it like digital real estate.
Search is pure buying intent. A single call is often worth hundreds of dollars. That’s why most serious operators already pay for leads — they just don’t have anyone producing them organically. And everyone always needs more leads.
Here’s how much these businesses are currently paying for leads 👇🏽

That’s why you target niches where one new customer equals real lifetime value. You aren’t trying to sell $4 coffees — you’re feeding industries where every job makes them money.
How it works: You pick a niche + midsize city, then buy a “city + service” domain.
You launch a clean mobile-first site with a homepage, service pages, contact form, and click-to-call. You publish focused content constantly around long-tail terms like “roof leak repair in Seminole Heights” or “tooth extraction cost Fresno.”
Google will start ranking your website when it sees you are providing value to the traffic. It can take several months, but the goal is to rank on page #1 of Google. Then you get a majority of the web traffic.

Why this works: Because business owners do not have time to learn SEO. They’ll happily pay you if you hand them qualified customers. You control the phone number. You control the site. You control the leverage.
☎️ When calls and inquiries start coming in, you route them to local businesses and charge rent or pay-per-lead. The higher the search volume for your keywords (ex: plumber Tamba, roof repair near me"), the more traffic and potential leads you will receive.
👉🏼 Go search on Google for these local service-based businesses in your area and see what low-hanging fruit is waiting for you.
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Creative ways to upcycle waste or byproducts into profit.

Every weekend, local tennis clubs toss out buckets of dead balls. They’re flat, scuffed, and useless for players. To a dog, though? They’re gold.
Imagine this: You swing by your local tennis courts with a bucket, and the staff practically begs you to haul their trash away. You bring home a hundred balls, give them a good wash, and suddenly you’ve got inventory — not garbage.
Now picture bundling them up in neat packs of 24, slapping on a cheeky name like “The Fetch Pack” or “Pup-Grade Balls,” and posting them on Facebook Marketplace. Ten bucks for two dozen eco-friendly chew toys? Every dog owner in the neighborhood wants in.
It’s simple math:
One free pickup = hundreds of balls.
24 balls/bundle = $10–$15.
Sell 50 bundles a month = $600 cash for basically walking onto a tennis court.
The best part? You’re solving two problems at once. Clubs are thrilled someone’s taking their waste, and dog owners love a cheap, sustainable alternative to overpriced pet toys.
All it takes to start is a bucket, a Facebook post, and maybe a playful photo of a golden retriever surrounded by tennis balls. From there, it’s not hard to imagine scaling into pet shop partnerships, dog park pop-ups, or even branded “eco fetch kits.”
👉 Sometimes the difference between trash and treasure is just who’s wagging their tail at it.
Solve $10,000 Problems for $1,000
Dentists don’t care about style. They care about no-shows, broken scheduling, lost patients. If you can fix one thing that leaks them $10K/mo, they’ll hand you $1K per month forever.
Key mindset shift: stop selling deliverables. Start selling leak prevention, revenue rescue, or operational clarity.
That’s the cheat code: charge less than what you prevent.

Tiny service hustles where you only need one or two clients.

In this version of the One Table strategy, the entire business is built around one core outcome: Turn someone’s messy, undocumented company brain into an organized, repeatable, delegation-friendly Notion system.
Notion is an all-in-one productivity and collaboration workspace that allows users to take notes, manage projects, organize information, and build wikis in a highly customizable way
Most high-revenue founders already have systems — they’re just trapped in their heads. No SOPs (standard operating procedures), no onboarding flow, no central hub. They are exhausted from repeating the same answers to their team every day. They aren't looking for a "strategy consultant." They want operational sanity.
You step in as the SOP + Notion Architect.
You do three things
You extract their real processes by interviewing them like a documentary filmmaker.
You document everything into clean SOPs, checklists, and workflows.
You build a custom Notion command center that their team can actually use tomorrow — not “someday.”
This business isn’t about templates. It’s about knowledge extraction and operational clarity. Service-based founders will pay $1.5K–$3K for the initial documentation sprint, then $1K–$2.5K/month ongoing to maintain, update, organize new hires, and add automation over time.
Just three of those clients is a $6K–$10K/month business — no ads, no content engine, no chasing volume.
Why it works: Because every modern business is hiring. Delegating. Scaling. And also drowning. Everyone talks about AI automations — but none of that happens until clarity exists first. The person who organizes the chaos becomes mission-critical. That’s you.
Pick one founder you already know or can easily access. Send a simple message:
“If I recorded your brain once, asked you how everything actually works in your business, and turned that into a clean Notion system that your team could follow tomorrow — would that be valuable?”
👉 You only need one yes to get to the table. And from there, you don’t scale wider — you scale deeper.
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