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🚀 From zero to side hustle. Cup noodles in the dorm, million-dollar dreams on the whiteboard.

This is The Ramen Hustle, your weekly newsletter serving up hot, scrappy business ideas, helping you go from zero to side hustle. The only rule? Don’t just read it. Take it & make it better.

IN TODAY’S EPISODE

  • 🙋 Why people buy YOU, not your product

  • 📧 Build the next newsletter empire

  • 🧺 Forget tech—buy a laundromat

  • 📱 From dishwasher to $100K/month on TikTok

  • 🎄 Make $5K this December: proven ideas

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THE FRESH IDEA

Your company logo means nothing anymore. People don't trust corporations. They trust people. Real humans with real stories, real opinions, and real personalities.That's why Alex Hormozi's personal brand is bigger than any of his companies. Why Gary Vee can pivot from wine to marketing to crypto and his audience follows. Why a solo creator with 50K engaged followers makes more than a faceless company with 500K.

The shift is clear: audiences connect with personalities, not entities.

Think about who you follow. You're not following "Marketing Solutions Inc." You're following the founder who shares their journey, their failures, their hot takes. The person who shows up consistently, speaks their truth, and doesn't sound like a corporate press release.

Here's why this works: Platforms rise and fall. Algorithms change. But if people follow YOU, they'll find you anywhere. Your personal brand is platform-agnostic. Build it on Twitter, they'll follow you to LinkedIn. Start a podcast, they'll listen. Launch a product, they'll buy.

It's portable equity.

Look at how this plays out: Sahil Bloom built his audience sharing business frameworks on Twitter. Now he has a newsletter, a course, speaking gigs, and advisory roles. Same audience, multiple revenue streams. The personal brand is the engine.

Your audience becomes your distribution. Want to launch a product? You have buyers. Need to fill a cohort? You have students. Looking for consulting clients? You have prospects. Multiple income streams from one asset: your reputation.

How to start: Pick one platform where your people hang out. Post daily for 90 days—no excuses. Share your actual journey: what you're building, what's working, what's failing. Give away your best insights for free.

Be specific. "Here's the exact cold email that got me 3 clients" will get more eyes than "networking is important." Strong opinions create strong followings. Once you hit 5,000 engaged followers, monetize. Simple offer. Solve one problem really well. Your audience will tell you what they need—just listen.

Your competitors can copy your product. They can't copy your personality, your story, or the relationship you've built with your people. 👉 That's your unfair advantage.

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It’s a rent (or mortgage) - destroying game engine.

You plug in multiple variables, and this thing instantly turns that scary number into a bunch of tiny, winnable missions:

  • 👀 A simple daily goal and weekly goal

  • 📈 You’d need X sales of a $10 or $20 product

  • 🚩 You’d need Y hours at $20 or $50/hr

  • 💰 You’d need Z clients at $100 or $250/mo

  • 🚀 Plus so much more…including solutions

It basically taps you on the shoulder and says:

“Relax. Here are 5 different ways this could work. Pick one and run the play.”

Think of it as getting a money strategy session in spreadsheet form… that also happens to be weirdly fun to play with.

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HOT TAKE

Why Millionaires Love Dry Cleaners

Millionaires aren't chasing the next Uber. They're buying dry cleaners. Boring, predictable, profitable. While you're hunting unicorns, they're collecting recurring revenue from people's dirty shirts. Here's why smart money loves service businesses like dry cleaning:

Steady, recurring income. People need clean clothes for work. Every week. No matter what. Recession-resistant. Corporate accounts are gold. Lock in one law firm, accounting office, or medical practice—that's 10-50 customers on autopilot. Monthly contracts. Predictable cash flow.

It's not sexy, but it's simple. Customers drop off dirty clothes. You clean them. They pick them up. They pay. Repeat. Once systems are in place, these businesses run semi-absentee. Hire good staff, dial in processes, show up twice a week for oversight. Your time becomes optional.

A single dry cleaning location typically does $300K-$800K in annual revenue. Margins run 30-50% after expenses. That's $90K-$400K profit per location. Acquisition cost: $200K-$500K for an established business with existing customer base, equipment, and location. Many sellers offer financing. Put down $50K-$100K, seller finances the rest. Payback period: 2-4 years if you optimize operations and retain customers.

Why investors love this: It's an annuity. Customers have high switching costs (convenience, loyalty, familiarity). Once someone finds a dry cleaner they trust, they rarely leave. You're not selling a product they can buy online. You're providing a local service with a moat built on location, relationships, and quality. Operators run 3-5 locations with central management. Same systems, different neighborhoods. Stack the cash flow.

Don't romanticize it. Early days require presence. You need to understand operations, train staff, build systems, and maintain quality. Customers can smell when the owner stops caring. But here's the thing—boring businesses reward consistency, not innovation. You don't need to reinvent dry cleaning. You need to show up, deliver quality, and not screw it up.

Bottom line: The next person who gets rich in your town probably won't do it with an app. They'll do it with three dry cleaners, two laundromats, and a car wash.

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QUICK WIN

TikTok Shop Success

A 22-year-old dishwasher made $100,000 in one month posting TikToks.

No inventory. No ads. No website. No customer service. Pure profit. This isn't dropshipping with extra steps. This is TikTok Shop affiliate marketing, and it's printing money for people who move fast.

Here's how it works: TikTok gives you a marketplace of winning products. You create short videos promoting them. Someone buys through your link. You earn 10-20% commission. That's it.

The kid in the video went from washing dishes to $15K profit his first month. Second month: $80K. Third month: $120K. No fancy equipment. No team. Just his phone, authentic reviews, and consistency.

Why this works right now:

TikTok is pushing Shop hard. They're boosting content that features Shop products. The algorithm favors you. The Creator Marketplace literally hands you the winning products—sorted by sales velocity and trending metrics. You're not guessing. You're picking proven winners and riding the wave. Compare this to traditional dropshipping: no product sourcing, no supplier negotiations, no shipping headaches, no returns, no customer complaints. You make content. They handle everything else.

The money is real:

First month: $15,000 profit. He posted consistently, tested products from the Creator Marketplace, and found what resonated. His first video hit 200K views in 3 days.

Second month: $80,000. Doubled down on what worked. Posted 2-3 times daily.

Third month: $120,000. Refined his system. Better hooks, better editing, better product selection.

You need 5,000 TikTok followers to access Creator Marketplace (there were loopholes to skip this—YouTube has tutorials). Once in, browse trending products. Filter by conversion rate and commission percentage.

Pick products you can authentically review. Order them, use them, film honest reactions. Your first videos will suck. That's fine. Post anyway. Volume matters early.

This won't last forever - TikTok Shop is relatively new in the US. Early movers are eating. As more creators pile in, it gets harder. But right now? The door is open.

If you've been sitting on the sidelines watching everyone else win, this is your sign. Download TikTok. Start posting. Pick one product. Film one video and post each day. See what happens.

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HUSTLE FUEL

Local Holiday Hustles

December is the season of desperation. Homeowners need lights hung, gifts wrapped, trees decorated, and parties catered. They'll overpay for services they could technically do themselves but won't because they're stressed, busy, or terrified of ladders.

Here are 6 local holiday hustles that pop up every year and quietly crush it. Low overhead, high margins, recurring customers. Most operators run these 6-8 weeks per year and bank $3K-$10K+ in profit. Some go full-time multi-location.

1. Christmas Light Installation: The Christmas Guys charge $1,100-$5,000+ per home for installation, takedown, and storage. Recurring annual revenue from the same clients.

2. Gift Wrapping Services: Tinseltown Gift Wrapping serves individuals and corporations. Book mobile wrapping parties or offer drop-off services. Charge $20-$50/hour.

3. Christmas Tree Delivery & Setup: Mr. Jingles delivers, sets up, and removes trees. Charge $150-$400 per tree with add-ons.

4. Snow Removal: Plow driveways and shovel walkways. Charge per service ($40-$100) or monthly retainers ($200-$500/season).

5. Mobile Party Bartending: Staff holiday parties. Charge $50-$100/hour per bartender. Book 10 parties in December = $5,000-$10,000.

6. Personalized Advent Calendars: Create custom calendars filled with treats. Sell for $50-$200 each. Make 30 = $1,500-$6,000. Your move: Pick ONE based on your market.

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READING MATERIAL

  • 💰 Here are the fastest-growing side hustles of 2025—including mobile car detailing at +276% growth and crypto trading at +122%.

  • 👍 These were the biggest SaaS acquisitions through May 2025—including Salesforce paying 33x revenue for Slack and Thoma Bravo making 9 deals totaling billions.

  • 👎 And these were the hardest sectors for exits in 2025—but vertical SaaS still accounted for 46% of all deals, up from 40% the year prior.

  • 🎯 Freelance designers and creators are charging 40% more than last year on platforms like Upwork and Fiverr, raising rates on clients who don't negotiate.

  • 🔥 How do Roth IRAs, with their tax-free growth, stack up against taxable brokerage accounts for entrepreneurs pulling capital gains?

  • Business opportunity highlight: The mobile car detailing space is exploding with +276% search growth. Low startup costs ($1,000-$3,000), high margins, and operators clearing $1,000/day from just three appointments.

  • 🏠 Pet sitting is the fastest-growing side hustle in 10 states, accounting for 22% of trending searches as Americans look for flexible, local income streams.

That's a wrap for today. If you found this useful, forward it to someone who could use some hustle inspiration.

See you next issue.

— The Ramen Hustle Team

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