Episode #218
From Zero to Side Hustle
 

When the dog is quiet during the Zoom meeting

🚀 In Apollo 13, Houston gets a box of spare parts and one job: make a square filter fit a round hole using only what the astronauts have onboard.

Nobody invents anything new. They win by knowing what is on the table and what the rules allow.

We look for businesses the same way. Read the rule everyone else skims. Use what is already there. Find the job nobody has claimed.

Usually, it is hiding in plain sight.

Today's Menu
01
The Hustle
💻 The laptop at the truck yard
02
The Order Ticket
📻 The $12,000 radio station website
03
Burnt
🦞 Maine cost more than Dallas
04
Field Note
💺 Sell the seat pack instead

 
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THE HUSTLE
 

The Man Who Smog-Checks Semi Trucks In A Parking Lot

WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?

California now makes almost every diesel truck over 14,000 pounds pass an emissions test, and fleet owners pay a state-credentialed tester to run it. It's called Clean Truck Check, and it's twice a year per truck.

A truck driving to a test shop isn't hauling anything that morning. A 30-truck fleet can't give up 30 mornings twice a year.

That's the gap: fleets want a passing test on file, and they don't want to lose a truck to get it.

WHAT’S THE BIG IDEA?

Test the trucks where they're parked. On newer trucks that means plugging a small reader into the dashboard port and sending results to the state. NorCal CARB Mobile charges $75 a truck, and $199 for older trucks that need a smoke test.

The business makes money from the test. But it grows from the calendar: from October 2027, newer trucks need four tests a year.

►Ace Kwara started in his father's Simi Valley smog shop at 12; the family has run smog stations there since 1998. His Easy Clean Truck Check now sends testers to fleets and oilfield yards across three counties, from 6am. Trucks that fail get a diagnosis on the spot.

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Zooming out: a rule that says "prove it on a schedule" is a route waiting for a driver.

🥢 The winners will be testers who sign whole yards. A kit from Emissions Depot costs $1,429 with a year of software, so gear is no barrier. The fleet manager's phone number is the asset.

🍜 The risk is the rule itself. In 2026 the EPA refused to back the program for out-of-state trucks, though California still enforces it (Tank Transport). And telematics devices can now run the test while the truck drives, with no visit at all.

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The Ramen Hustle Next Step
Take CARB's free online tester course. Then call three trucking yards and ask who handles their testing. The goal isn't to plug in one scanner. It's to own the testing calendar for 20 yards that have to call someone every few months.

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The Order Ticket
 

Radio Station Will Pay $12,000 For A Website

  • Who's asking: KZFR 90.1 FM, a volunteer community radio station in Chico, California

  • For what: Redesign its WordPress website, move the old pages over, and teach the staff to run it

  • Paying: $12,000, one time. Proposals are due October 16, and individuals can bid.

  • 🎟️ How common is this: The same bid tracker posted nine more website redesign requests from towns, counties and nonprofits in September alone.

If you build websites, search your county's bid page and your local nonprofits' sites for "website RFP" (a request for proposals, the public job posting) once a week and read what came in.

 
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Burnt
 

A Jerky Subscription Killed By Shipping Math

The Jerky Box was a Dallas subscription service that mailed a box of craft beef jerky from small makers to paying members every month.

Blake and Taylor Davis launched it in 2013, modeled on BarkBox and Birchbox. Jerky is light, keeps well, and people like trying new brands. A monthly box looked like simple recurring revenue.

The numbers: It lasted about eight months, closing in the summer of 2014. Mailing a box cost $3 to $8, depending on where it went. The founders told Entrepreneur, via Fox News, that they were "pretty much just breaking even."

🧯 What actually killed it: Every member paid the same price, but every box did not cost the same to send. The Postal Service charges by distance, in zones, so a box crossing the country costs more than one crossing town. Today a one-pound package runs about $9.55 locally and $12.90 coast to coast at retail rates. On a thin margin, the far-away members ate what the nearby ones earned, so each new member added cost almost as fast as profit.

The Davises also said there weren't enough craft jerky makers to keep boxes fresh. Both were true, but the shipping spread is why growth couldn't fix it.

Would it have worked if… they had priced every box as if it were going to the farthest zip code.

If you're pricing anything you mail, price it off your most expensive delivery, the way Craft Jerky Co builds shipping into $34 a month for two bags.

Field Note
 

A Vet Training Service That Sells To Clinics

Most people selling an online course to professionals pitch the individual, who pays out of their own pocket. A veterinary education service shows why the better buyer is the employer who already has a training budget.

What they uncovered: VETgirl was started in 2013 by emergency vets Justine Lee and Garret Pachtinger. It sells continuing education (the class hours vets and vet techs must log to keep their licenses) as short podcasts and webinars. One vet pays $299 a year. A clinic putting 10 to 100 people on a team plan pays $129 a person.

The usual mistake is pricing and pitching to the individual. A vet tech weighs $299 against groceries and says maybe later.

The practice owner makes a different comparison. Paid CE expenses are among the most common benefits clinics give associate vets, according to the AVMA. Lee built VETgirl as a cheaper way to earn those hours than flying to a conference and paying a fill-in vet to cover shifts. That puts the price next to a bill the clinic already pays, not next to zero.

The team plan also solves the manager's problem, not just the learner's: a dashboard to assign lessons and see who has done what.

What they learned: If a trade has to log training hours to keep a license (nurses, electricians, insurance agents, real estate agents), somebody is already paying for those hours. Build your course to count toward that requirement, then sell seat packs to whoever signs the check.

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The first buyer is not "vets." It is the practice manager at a six-vet clinic who has to keep everyone's hours current and would rather pay one invoice than chase six receipts.

 
Hungry yet?

The Sides
💰 Solopreneur Win
Potter Mea Rhee timed every working hour for a year and found her own holiday open house paid $46.81 an hour, nearly triple a slow art festival.
🏪 Founder Story
An engineer testing springs for ship equipment knocked one off a shelf, and it became the Slinky; the first 400 sold within minutes at Gimbels in Philadelphia at Christmas 1945.
🧾 Money Model
Craigslist lets you post almost everything free and makes its money on the few categories businesses use, like job ads at $10 to $75 each.
📡 On Our Radar
U.S. retail sales rose 1.2% in August and online stores jumped 2.6%, in Census numbers released September 16.
🛠️ Useful Little Tool
Paperless-ngx is a free, open-source app that scans your receipts and paper mail, reads the text in 100+ languages, and makes all of it searchable.
🕳️ Rabbit Hole
Eternal Reefs mixes cremated remains into concrete reef blocks and sinks them off Florida as fish habitat, starting at $4,250.

 
Enough talk. Go cook.

That's the plate. Reply and tell us which rule in your town forces people to get something checked every year.

Forward this to the friend who drives past a truck yard every morning.

See you tomorrow.
 
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